Chainsaws. Really cuts down on time wasted on cutting weed trees and allows me to maximalize peony planting and adding perennials to my garden. Fewer weed trees means more light and a neater garden
Safety glasses. While the Maximalist believes in letting people make their own mistakes and thrash their way through the jungles and forests of life, she is adamantly opposed to letting them injure their eyes in the process. Vines especially are tricky things and prone to lash about when torn. I love tearing vines, it rids me of so much hostility, but I always protect my eyes. Trips to the opthalmic surgeon are not to me maximalized.
Purposive exercise, you know, like gardening. Running on the treadmill is rather dull and you have only limited pleasure on accomplishing a few miles. Gardening and clean up offers you a better feeling of gratification and wins you the admiration of your neighbors. Women walking by were very impressed by the Maximalist and her skills, especially with that chainsaw!
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